Staplers huh? ever imagined one talking? Well you better start because d.stellar inc.'s New talking staplers are the hottest holiday gifts around town! (town being the entire world)
Without this Amazing fantastalastic stapler, you won't look too slammin anymore. If I didn't have this stapler I'd be pretty scared of abandinment from friends and family.
This stapler is amaizing, it talks to you and can staple papers all on it's own. Without this stapler your hands will shrivel up into dust and blow away with the wind.
So don't come crying to us when your hands are gone just because you didn't buy this stapler.
So don't be a no hand, talking staplerless freak! Buy this stapler today!
This fallacy is appeal to fear: it means that you present a product and scare people into buying it.
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